Cafepress brings your passions to life with the perfect item for every occasion. Ferengi rules of acquisition part 1 rules 1 to 12 duration. Get your kindle here, or download a free kindle reading app. Theres nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman. As weapons, they were given blue whips that fired energy bolts when cracked. To install the ferengi rules of acquisition on your handheld, proceed as follows. Come check out our giant selection of tshirts, mugs, tote bags, stickers and more.
Found in this list are the 85 canon and official rules, plus a handful of other quotes that could have been rules. I am a kenyan in kenya, i see no reason for trouble. Often subtle, sometimes funny and occasionally outlandish in their acumen, the rules form the backbone of the ferengi culture. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to. You cant cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try. When you read the ferengi rules of acquisition, its clear rodenberry and others were warning us about antinational business fascism. As the leading business authority its your duty to seek out opportunity, exploit new customers and grow the bottom line until your economy dwarfs the so. It has all the rules listed in pocket books ferengi rules of acquisition.
Ferengi rules of acquisition pdf free download epdf. Is there a list available of all of the rules of acquisition. When the going gets tough, the tough change the rules. Looking for the ideal ferengi rules of acquisition gifts. Download free 3d printer model ferengi rules of acquisition book. The ferengi rules of acquisition ds9 novel 123 even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum. St ds9 ferengi rule of acquisition ebook by ira steven behr. The people refusing to give us justice say it is so that we are prosperous. Riker mentions that the ferengi government is debating an amendment to the rules of acquisition. Plus a selection of 6 notable ferengi, the rules of acqusition book, or a bar of gold pressed latinum as your display background. St ds9 ferengi rule of acquisition by ira steven behr the ferengi are greedy. The big ferengi starships do seem militarily powerful, and some ferengi seem inclined to employ force.
Plus a selection of 6 notable ferengi, the rules of acqusition book, or a bar of gold pressed latinum as your. The ferengi rules of acquisition by ira steven behr. The ferengi have 285 rules of acquisition, a set of businessrelated proverbs that all educated ferengi know by heart. The first rule was made by gint, the first grand nagus of the ferengi alliance, a role with. Ferengi rules of aquisition once you have their money, you never give it back. Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other ferengi. Ferengi discusses earth economics star trek duration. Welcome to the species database entry for the ferengi. The book, which is small enough to fit in your pocket, features all of the ferengi rules of acquisition mentioned in the series.
In the mid22nd century there were 173 rules, and by the 24th century there were 285. The ferengi bible, the complete rules of acquisition is based on a data crystal discovered in a meteorite in alaska which contained the complete ferengi classic, in the original language. Star trek ferengi rules of acquisition actual show footage mitch. This is one of the longstanding parts of this trek site.
The rules of acquisition were the sacred precepts upon which all ferengi society was based. The ferengi are greedy, avaricious, ruthless, cowardly and completely unscrupulous. Ascendancy your financial acumen guides the growth of the ferengi alliance from the tower of commerce. All of the rules contained herein, except two, have been compiled from many hours of tv watching. Rules of acquisition was a great example of how theyve padded out characters even beyond quark. A screenshot of the first twenty seven appears below. During my life, ive used this as somewhat of a replacement for what my mom always taught me. For centuries the famous ferengi rules of acquisition have been the guiding principles of the galaxys most successful entrepreneurs. Revised ferengi rules of acquisition an authentically benevolent version of the ferengi rules of acquisition, revised for the modern ferengi, devised by grand nagus zek in 2371 after his encounter with the bajoran prophets. Hes got more characteristics, and better dialogue, than any previous ferengi character ever had. There are 9 pages to print as well, but you can edit them and print more if you. The rules of acquisition were a numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy of the ferengi. They were first written by gint, the first grand nagus.
Star trek ferengi rules of acquisition actual show footage. Then declare peace, just like it says in the rules of acqusision. Deep space nine started by cmndrsela318, apr 2, 2011. Power is 50% what you have and 50% what people think you have. The ferengi rules of aquisition armada fleet command. The ferengi rules of acquisition ds9 novel 125 you cant make a deal if youre dead. The complete ferengi rules of acquisition is a book which takes a cynical, but practical look at wealth and its acquisition. Ferengi society is highly sexist and there are law against women leaving the house, earning profit, and even wearing clothes.
Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to. The ferengi believe that each part of the universe has too much of one thing, but not enough of another, and it is through the continual flow of the great river that wants and needs can be fulfilled, if one navigates the river with sufficient entrepreneurial skill. Ascendancy ferengi alliance is an expansion for star trek. Im loving seeing this series expand the universe as well as it does. Corporations really do follow the ferengi rules of acquisition. Known rules of acquisition rules or portions of rules in italics are from the book legends of the ferengi by ds9 writers ira. Ferengi have a detailed but adaptable religion based around a codex called the rules of acquisition, written by the first grand nagus of ferenginar, gint. Which is your favourite ferengi rule of acquisition. Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough. Below you see the ferengi rules of acquisition, the single most important thing in ferengi society. Deep space nine the ferengi rules of acquisition, series producer ira steven behr writes as if he were transcribing the rules based on a conversation with quark. Download now the ferengi are greedy, avaricious, ruthless, cowardly and completely unscrupulous. In a shooting war the ferengi would use large numbers of mercs, spies, bribes, extortion to arrive at a favorable solution. Nothing is more important than your healthexcept for your money.
Every rule of acquisition that was said throughout every star trek series. The ferengi rules of acquisition ds9 novel 121 everything is for sale even friendship. In the fictional star trek universe, the rules of acquisition are a collection of sacred business proverbs of the ultracapitalist race known as the ferengi the first mention of the rules within the star trek universe was in the nagus, an episode of the tv series star trek. The name is likely derived from the arabic word faranj or ifranj, or persian farangi, meaning franks. Application includes rules of acquisition mentioned in a popular tv series. Unabridged and fully annotated, with all 47 commentaries, all 900 major and minor judgments, all 10,000 considered opinions. Rules are presented as scrollable list and each rule can be copied to clipboard and shared with friends as sms, email or facebook message. Corporations really do follow the ferengi rules of. My top 10 favorite ferengi episodes therefore i geek.
The following is from a book by ira steven behr isbn 0671529366, with slight modification for academic and pedagogical purposes. Ferengi rules of acquisition as completed by gelt a. The best deal is the one that brings the most profit. Read download ferengi rules of acquisition pdf pdf download. Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races. The ferengi outfits designed for the last outpost featured fur wraparounds. Live by them and earn profits beyond anything you could imagine. Rules of acquisition pdf the ferengi rules of acquisition are a collection of two. The description of ferengi rules of acquisition application includes rules of acquisition mentioned in a popular tv series. Free returns 100% satisfaction guarantee fast shipping. Ferengi are a species from startrek that was particularly highlighted in. Many of them can be translated to modern day earth and the business practices we follow. You cant cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try 3.
Ferengi rules of acquisition for android, free and safe download. This is laser cut ferengi rules of acquisition book include some 3d printing too. A contract is a contract is a contract but only between ferengi. In the fictional star trek universe, the rules of acquisition are a collection of sacred business. Start reading st ds9 ferengi rule of acquisition star trek on your kindle in under a minute. In theory, every ferengi business transaction strictly followed all 285 rules. The best deal is the one that makes the most profit. Previously, only a few of the rules had been published. The ferengi rules of acquisition by ira steven behr is a rather short book which basically lists the various ferengi rules of acquisition that have so far been revealed via the various mediums of star trek. Ferengi rules of acquisition for android apk download. The ferengi rules of acquisition complete en posted on 2014.
This technique foreshadows that of marc okrands klingon for the galactic travler, both of which imagine the reader as if they were a character in the. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. These rules are often heard quoted by ferengi and nonferengi alike as a guide to good trading. Gint wrote the original 200 rules of acquisition which have since been carefully expanded on, now at 285, and also wrote of the ferengi afterlife. What collection of star trek resources would be complete without a list of the rules of acquisition. Ferengi rules of acquisition free download and software. Reading this book will give you all the business savvy you need to successfully start and run a business in the alpha quadrant, perhaps even here on earth. The rules marked with an a are from the ds9 episode prophet motive, in which grand nagus zek undergoes an startling turnaround.
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Mike okuda designed the ferengi insignia to present the idea of dog eat dog. This list does not include the complete reference including the 47 commentaries, 900 major and minor rulings, and 10,000 considered opinions, which is published by the ferengi. The name ferengi comes from foreigner in arabic, apparently ferengi and similar terms are arabic names for european traders, or for westerners in general. While rules of acquisition deals with ferengi women a little bit, this episode really picks up the theme, as quarks mother is doing all kinds of things she isnt allowed to.
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